Some funny Church Signs I've come across:
"Moses was once a basket case!"
"Mad at God? Sure you've got the right person?"
"Feel the Christmas Spirit all year long. Become a Christian!"
"If God seems far away, who moved?"
Read the bible it will scare the hell out of you.
He who farts in church sits in own pew.
How will you spend eternity—Smoking or Non-smoking?
Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons—come hear one!
Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
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