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Seen any funny Church Signs lately?

2 posts / Last post: User 4875, 10 January 2013, 00:05
Isel599 (10 June 2012, 20:46 | Edit post | Delete | Report post | View all posts by Isel599)

Some funny Church Signs I've come across:

"Moses was once a basket case!"
"Mad at God? Sure you've got the right person?"
"Feel the Christmas Spirit all year long. Become a Christian!"
"If God seems far away, who moved?"

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User4875 (10 January 2013, 00:05 | Edit post | Delete | Report post)

Read the bible it will scare the hell out of you.

He who farts in church sits in own pew.

How will you spend eternity—Smoking or Non-smoking?

Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons—come hear one!

Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

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